Today I heard that they're changing the star sign dates....


Isn't this the stupidest thing you've ever heard? Who cares if the stars have moved around a little bit? I've been a Scorpion all my life, I'm not telling people I've suddenly turned into a Libra.


It's not like anyone actually takes their horoscope seriously, anyway.
....Right?


Oh lord, I certainly hope not.

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