Let's celebrate this man's 25th birthday with a toast. An internet toast.

*does toast*

Man, the interwebs sure makes things easy.

Ryo, you've gotten a lot of crap for being a douche and hitting on women in various inappropriate ways.

But hey, man, I'm on your side.

If I worked as hard as you do, I'm sure I'd be just as sexually frustrated and douchey as you are.

Frankly, I don't care if you're an asshole or not. As long as I get to listen to your raspy voice and look at your half naked pictures.

....what?

What did I say?