What are you guys up to today?

I'm trying to write, while simultaneously trying to not think about the fact that I start work in an hour.

Geh.

But really, I'm just making this post because I want to talk about this bitch:

Times like these, you really wish someone like Dexter existed. Because really, there's no doubt that this goes by the code.

The cat was left in the trash for 15 hours, until her owners found her meowing for her life.

If that doesn't break your heart, you're made out of stone.

See how she's looking around to make sure no one sees her doing her dirty deed?

"Everyday sociopaths" are real, people.

Watch your backs.